ACME CORPORATION INCORPORATED INC. THE
CREATORS
BEHIND 'THE OPENING OF AN ENVELOPE' INVITE YOU TO
THE UK PRODUCT LAUNCH PARTY OF ACME’S ‘PURIFIED FRESH AIR’.
THIS IS AN EXCLUSIVE VIP RED CARPET EVENT. OUR NEW BRAND OF
LUXURY AIR CAPTURES THE FRESHEST AIR AVAILABLE, AND NOW IT
IS YOURS TO KEEP. FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY THIS BRAND WILL ALSO
BE AVAILABLE IN A DOUBLE EXCLUSIVE, EXCLUSIVELY LIMITED-EDITION,
LOUIS VUITTON SIGNATURE AIR THAT IS SO CLEAR THE EMBOSSED LOGO
WILL BE INVISIBLE TO THE NAKED EYE BUT WE
CAN ASSURE YOU IF WE
SAY IT’S LOUIS VUITTON IT IS, AND YOU’RE PROBABLY TOO STUP....
GUILLI.... EMBARR....POLITE TO QUESTION OUR MOTIVES.
THERE WILL BE AN OPEN BAR, AND ANOTHER EXCLUSIVE YOU GET TO
TAKE HOME GOODY BAGS FILLED WITH EXCLUSIVE HOT AIR DESIGNED EXCLUSIVELY BY KANYE WEST.
SAMPLE THE AIR AROUND YOU IN OUR SECLUDED
BOOTHS, AND BREATHE IN AN ATMOSPHERE
UNLIKE NO OTHER.
FUTURE PRODUCT LAUNCHES TO BE HELD IN NEW YORK, TOKYO,
AND HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA. THE PURITY OF
THE AIR MAY NOT BE 100% GUARANTEED. AIR QUALITY
WILL POSSIBLY DROP TO 40%, AND THE
OTHER 60% WILL BE PADDED OUT WITH POLLEN,
ASH AND METHANE.
A PRODUCT THAT WILL LAST YOU A LIFETIME OR
UNTIL YOUR DEATH.
VENUE
GLAM-A-RAM A DING DONG MEMBERS CLUB
WARDOUR STREET
SOHO
LONDON W1
JUNE 23RD 10PM - 2AM
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