Early evening. A Kenyan couple walking around an English Cul De Sac. Mrs. Adoyo is looking through some papers with houses for sale on them.
Mrs. Adoyo: Number 52 here it is.
Mr. Adoyo rings the bell. An older white woman answers the door.
Woman: NO RELIGION
Mr. Adoyo: Erm..We've come for the viewing
Woman: (stunned) The Body of Christ isn't here
Mr & Mrs Adoyo look at each other and then back to the woman.
Mrs Adoyo: (shows her a picture from her papers) Your house it's for sale isn't it.
Mr Adoyo: But Kevin Sanderson from the estate agents arranged it.
Mr & Mrs Adoyo: Yes
Woman: I suppose Kevin wants us to burn in eternal hell.
Man's voice: What do you mean US?
Mr Adoyo: There's obviously been a mistake. I'll phone Kevin
Woman: Going to strike us down is he
Man's voice: (Shouting) HE'S NOT GOING TO STRIKE ME DOWN. ERE. DID YOU KNOW WHEN MARGARET WAS AT SCHOOL SHE SOLD HER BIBLE TO MARY MCKENNA IN EXCHANGE FOR A BAG OF JELLY TOTS.
Mr and Mrs Adoyo look at Margaret
Angry she turns round and storms upstairs. The sound of a slap can be heard.
Mr & Mrs Adoyo turn and walk away
Man's voice: OW. TELL KEVIN SHE BEATS ME WITH THE NEW TESTAMENT ON A SUNDAY.